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im at mcdonalds...the chick at the window said she gets off in 15min and said she wanted me to wait for her...chris goes "does he get fries with that"

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Jan 19, 2010 10:42 PM - All - Anonymous

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i just sent this text using only my big toe

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Jan 19, 2010 10:35 PM - All - Anonymous

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I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework

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Jan 19, 2010 10:34 PM - All - Anonymous

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he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. things got awkward real fast.

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Jan 15, 2010 01:00 PM - All - Anonymous

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Today is the kind of day I want to walk around with a coffee cup filled with vodka

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Jan 15, 2010 12:59 PM - All - Anonymous

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Just chased the kids into the back garden with kitchen knives. Best babysitter ever.

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Jan 15, 2010 12:58 PM - All - Anonymous

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Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= €500 electricity bill

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Jan 7, 2010 12:00 AM - All - Anonymous

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I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are

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Jan 6, 2010 07:38 PM - All - Anonymous

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friends don't let friends hook up with gingers

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Jan 6, 2010 01:12 AM - All - Anonymous

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You told me you were god because you knew everything about everyone

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Jan 6, 2010 12:49 AM - All - Anonymous

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